ilean

solucanlar gibi bolunerek cogalsaydik yine namus diye bir mesele olur muydu acaba..

endustriyel analiz hocasy burger king de kuyruk yagi kullanildigini soylemisti.bilginize..

aptal olan kadindir.

nejat muallimoglu na ait turk diline dair 1370 sayfalik epey kapsamli bir kaynak.ozellikle icinde yillar boyunca medyanin dil ayiplari basligi altinda yazdigi seyler okunmaya degerdir.

fazla kalemi olan var miiii? olup da vermeyenin.... seklindeki istege verilen yanit.

(bkz: hababam sinifi)

(bkz: tavuk vicdanli)

kurban dan dinleyince pek bi hosuma gitmis olan parca.

-excuse me.can you tell me where is the topkapi palace museum?
+go, go , go ordan sola go , go ,go..

-kocam beni dovuyordu,kizim hayat kadini,oglum esrarkes,kaynim bana tecavuz etti,kaynanamla hep tartisiyoduk hede hodo..
+ eveeeeet...simdi de sanatcimizdan guzel bir eglenceli parca dinliyoruz..haydi hep beraber eller havaya..tarzinda sacma sapan bir program..

(bkz: kargaya bokun ilac demisler gitmis denize sicmis)

cevremizde siklikla karsilastigimiz iltifat ettiginizde dahi hemen isi asabiyet olayina baglama potansiyeline sahip alingan ve cigirtkan teyzelerdir.

doktorlarin yillardir sirf ona buna ellemek icin tip fakultesinde kafa patlattigini sanan bos zihniyet.

-dersler nasil?
-hyy?

yuzerken havuza isemekten iyidir.

(bkz: la isla bonita)

(bkz: xerxes)

evanescence grubuna ait fallen albumunden sadece piyano esliginde soylenmis begenerek dinledigim parca.

playground school bell rings again
rain clouds come to play again
has no one told you she’s not breathing?
hello i am your mind giving you someone to talk to
hello

if i smile and don’t believe
soon i know i’ll wake from this dream
don’t try to fix me, i’m not broken
hello i’m the lie living for you so you can hide
don’t cry

suddenly i know i’m not sleeping
hello i’m still here
all that’s left of yesterday.

(bkz: hello)

citroen reklaminda calan sarki. simple plan grubunun "still not getting any" albumunden cok sahane sozlere sahip olan bi parça:

do you ever feel like breaking down?
do you ever feel out of place?
like somehow you just don’t belong
and no one understands you
do you ever wanna run away?
do you lock yourself in your room?
with the radio on turned up so loud
that no one hears you screaming

no you don’t know what it’s like
when nothing feels all right
you don’t know what it’s like
to be like me

to be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you’re down
to feel like you’ve been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down
and no one’s there to save you
no you don’t know what it’s like
welcome to my life

do you wanna be somebody else?
are you sick of feeling so left out?
are you desperate to find something more?
before your life is over
are you stuck inside a world you hate?
are you sick of everyone around?
with their big fake smiles and stupid lies
while deep inside you’re bleeding

no you don’t know what it’s like
when nothing feels all right
you don’t know what it’s like
to be like me

to be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you’re down
to feel like you’ve been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down
and no one’s there to save you
no you don’t know what it’s like
welcome to my life

no one ever lied straight to your face
and no one ever stabbed you in the back
you might think i’m happy but i’m not gonna be okay
everybody always gave you what you wanted
you never had to work it was always there
you don’t know what it’s like, what it’s like

to be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you’re down
to feel like you’ve been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down
and no one’s there to save you
no you don’t know what it’s like (what it’s like)

to be hurt
to feel lost
to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you’re down
to feel like you’ve been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down
and no one’s there to save you
no you don’t know what it’s like
welcome to my life.