yaran friends diyalogları

ross: chandler entered a vanilla ice look-alike contest and *won*!
chandler: ross came fourth and cried!

ross: what are you doing?
chandler: making chocolate milk. you want some?
ross: no thanks, i’m 29.

ross: can i borrow your blue tie? emma spit on mine.
chandler: okay, but you’ll have to give it back when i get a job. of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we’ll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.

joey: just because she went to yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
chandler: ah, sliced bread, a wonderful lady macbeth.
joey: god, i just, i hate her! i hate her! with her, "oh, i’m so talented." and "oh, i’m so pretty," and "ooh, i smell so good."
chandler: i think somebody has a crush on somebody.
joey: hey, chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? y’know?
chandler: i’m talking about you. you big, big freak.

chandler: i can handle this. "handle" is my middle name. actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

monica: chandler, it’s okay. you don’t have to be so macho all the time.
chandler: i’m not macho.
monica: you’re right. i don’t know what i was thinking.

(sexten mi yemekten mi vazgeçersin sorusu üstüne):
monica: sex!
chandler: seriously. answer faster.
monica: i’m sorry, sweetie. when she said "sex" i wasn’t thinking of sex with you.
chandler: it’s like a big hug.
phoebe: ross, how about you? sex or food?
ross: sex!
phoebe: what about sex or dinosaurs?
ross: my god, it’s like sophie’s choice.
phoebe: joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
joey: i don’t know it’s too hard.
rachel: come on, you have to answer.
joey: okay... sex. no, food. no, uh... i want both! i want girls on bread!