merry fucking christmas

south park’ta mr garrison’un soyledigi noel sarkisi.sozleri ise soyledir:

i heard there is no christmas in the silly middle east
no trees no snow no santa claus
they have different religious beliefs
they believe in mohammad and not in our holiday
and so every december i go to the middle east and say
hey there mr muslims, merry fuckin christmas
put down that book- the koran
and hear some holiday wishes
in case you havent noticed
its jesuss birthday
so get off your heaten muslim ass
and fuckin celebrate
there is no holiday season in india ive heard
they dont hang up their stockings
and that is just absurd
theyve never read a chritmas story
they dont know what rudolf is about
and thats why in december i llgo to india and shout
hey there mr hinduist
merry fuckin christmas
drink eggnog and eat some beef and hear some holiday wishes
in case you havent noticed
its jesuss birthday
so get off your heaten hindu ass
and fuckin celebrate
now i heard that in japan everyone just lives in sin
they pray to several gods and put needles in their skin
on december 25th all they do is eat a cake
and thats why i go to japan and walk around and say
hey there mr shintoist
merry fuckin christmas
god is gonna kick your ass
you infidelic pagan scum
in case you havent noticed
theres festive things to do
so lets all rejoice for jesus
and merry fuckin christmas to you
on christmas day
i travel around the world and say
taoists, krishnas, buddhists, and all you atheists too
merry fuckin christmas to you