jackass

hafta ici her gun gece on otuzda mtvde yayinlanan gusel bir program..bi kac gencin yaptigi sacmaliklari konu alir..guzeldir,eglencelidir,komiktir..

(bkz: johnny knoxville)
(bkz: bam margera)
(bkz: steve o)

manyaklar topluluguna verilen ad. kendileri normal insan degildir. eglendirir guldururler ama asla taklit edilemezler.

aralarindan bir tanesinin prezervatif icine soktugu oyuncak arabayi kendi gotune sokup rontgen cektirmesi ile son defa izlemis oldugum inanilmaz program. bir cok insana cok komik geliyor ama bu kendi kafasini balta ile yaran bir insana ne derece gulunebilir sorusunu akla getiriyor. herkesin espri anlayisinin farkli oldugu bir gercek olmasina ragmen sadece sinir bozucu seylere gulmek bana onlarin komik oldugu hissini vermiyor. bu adamlar ise bunu yapiyor.

(bkz: hayvansiniz siz)

bir ara number one tvde taklidi yapilmaya calisilsa da becerilemeyen tv programi.

(bkz: dirty sanchez)

(bkz: cikarin beni buradan ben hayvan degilim">[gbkz]cikarin beni buradan ben hayvan degilim)

her turlu igrencligi gorebileceginiz mtv programi. mesela bir programda adam once domates yedi, ardindan peynir, sogan, biber, salam ve bunun ustune iki yumurta icti cig cig ve bir tavaya kustu hepsini. sonra bir guzel pisirerek igrenc menemen nasil yapilir herkese gosterdi. tabi pisirdigini tekrar yedi sonra tek anlamda igrencti insan sormadan edemiyor daha ne kadar ileri gidilebilir diye.
(bkz: bukemedigin eli opeceksin)

galatasaray formasi giyip sukru saracoglunda telsim tiribinune girmeye tek gotu yiyecek insan toplulugu. bir bolumunde johnny knoxville ayi kostumu giyip bizzat ayi kafesinin icine girmisti. ben ’yok artik daha neler!’ diyemeden ayiya satasmaya falan basladi sonra zor aldilar hayvanin pencelerinden.

benzeri bir programin nr1da sos adi altinda yapilmaya calisildigi ama basarilamadigi gorulmusdur.

taklit etmeye kalktığınızda agd olacağınız mazoşistliğin son noktası.

*agd: amı götü dağıtmak

taklit etmeye kalktığınızda agd olacağınız mazoşistliğin son noktası.

*agd: amı götü dağıtmak

eğlence!..

bir kaç türk salağın bir araya gelerek bu programı taklit edildiği görülmüştür.gerçekten de kendilerinin yaptıkları özentilikten başka bişey değildir.sonuç olarak her konuda yurttaşına sahip çıkan türk halkı bu ukala tiplere sahip çıkmayarak onların asıl olması gereken yere yani (bkz: cehennemin dibi) ne yollamışlardır.

bölümleri su sekildedir:

season 1

episode 1

johnny cannon
johnny coxville
toilet wreck
fast food grab
look ma, no hands!
self defense
jess on the sled
directions
bam on the golf course
shopping carts
bam under the bridge
oompa loompa
mattress headache
daddy and baby 1
bam falls with food
poo cocktail

episode 2

johnny and the alligator
doctor’s visit
roller jump
pillow fight
blind driver
naked dave
tree jumper
human b-b-q
pontius skating
dave’s door stopper
urban kayaking
boxing
bran’s vase
jockstrap rollerblading
goldfish trick
zoo monkey 1

episode 3

skate ramp
shock-wave dog collar
skunk
preston chasing the wee-man
bam & phil margera
zoo monkey 2
mexican snowboarding
big wheel craze
dave’s exercise equipment
daddy and baby 2
up in flames
elephant poo dive

episode 4

johnny and a cross-bow
sumo wrestling
heavy metal wake up
ehren’s tan
poo hug
god get out of california
poo poo platter
naked steve-o
squid suit
heavy metal wake up 2
poo toilet
50 egg challenge

episode 5

bee-kini
naked mowing
night monkey 1
slingshot pond
taxidermist
balls of steel
pogo
naked dave 2
butt stapling
sling shot skateboarding
mianus
cell phone
night monkey 2
poo dive

episode 6

mr. mean
bmx joust
flood streaker
mullet
tennis court joust
dave’s ferret
bread suit
pontius the barbarian
sporting goods basketball
vicious man-eating snake
football joust
hog nuts
no pants
shopping cars 2
shark hugs
poo joust

episode 7

noisy yoga
alligator handling
skate fall
bush jump
magic show
alligator on the streets
extreme scootin’
worst hearse
bam and ryan on golf course
street fishing
stinky directions

episode 8

aggressive sledding
land skiing
pogo ape
christmas skateboarding
snowman plowing
california bobsledding
grass skiing
nude suit
skid row santa
santa colonic
egg nog challenge



season 2

episode 1

cup test
bike fall
hockey fight
dunn and the goat
plunger wake up
restaurant fight
human bullseye
human red carpet
san francisco snowboarding
motocross
dog vs. bunny
worm trick

episode 2

treadmill
party boy
guch tricycle slide
jai a’lai
car crawl
human tricycle
snake river bmx
pretty deep
phil and the pies
cow insemination

episode 3

punt return
bicycle head 1
hole in the lawn
american werewolf (in london)
the loop
the goose
bicycle head 2
the rattlesnake
paul vito’s dent
corn sledding
parking deck
bam’s second day
bicycle head 3
butt piercing

episode 4

boxing
antiquing
red wagon
wakeboarding
brandon’s voices
wrecking ball
bikini wax
meter fairy
party boy u.k.
high dive
dave hit in the face
bucket cars

:: episode 5 ::

rolling stone cover shoot
ehren on the hill
phil’s chair
party boy: football style
cowboy skatepark
human bowling ball
cliver on the hill
daddy and baby 3
raab squatting
innertube
wheelbarrow wreck
chubby chaser 2
rugby
gator unicycle
milk challenge

:: episode 6 ::

johnny on stilts
the fire hose
toilet on wheels
stilt boxing
escaped mental patient
air boat
blindfolded skateboarding
human raft
slingshot 2
tar and feathered
slingshot three
one legged man
blackhead

:: episode 7 ::

lake jump
i love skateboarding
big wheel craze 2
bear wrestling
horse dragging
roller bobby
eddie’s auto
lake jump 2
fisherman’s wharf
naked biker
voice over
if you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

:: episode 8 ::

high dive 2
bam sledding
bobbing for jellyfish
human hand rail
the matador
extreme squared
party boy rodeo
ice block sledding
naked zamboni
hand off
pontius washing
squirt gun
preston knocked out
party boy finger-paint



season 3

:: episode 1 ::

intro (puff daddy)
beard of leeches
fat fuck 2
wee hand
woodchipper
bam’s iceboard
ice barrel jumping
stilt fall
urban sledding
extreme jacuzzi
hot tub
plugs
idiot launch
the king
the omlette

:: episode 2 ::

bounty hunter
duth bmx
taxi 1
snowsurfing
crawfish diapers
hockey check
taxi 2
full pipe skating
bloodbath
ultimate fighting
phil wake up 2
spermathon

:: episode 3 ::
.
intro
glue test
ghetto carts 2
office chairs
extreme unicycle
porta-potty
johnny knoxville 1989
tandem biking
kitty saddle
bottle skating
cow suit
the bat
dimitry the terrible
emu hunter
statue skating
dusty farts

:: episode 4 ::

slip & slide
rude 1
body cast
snowboarding
crapper sled
human pi ata
bucket slide
carpet skating
rude 2
hunchback at notre dame
metro bunny
rude 3
paintball duel
hurdles
pigeons on crack
wee king
rude 4
nutball

:: episode 5 ::
.
intro
bloody windshield
pogo skateboard
stupid idea 1
drop knee land boogie
snow tubing
stupid idea 2
human car wash
bug kisses
skunk car
kiss me!
snow ladder
belt sander skates
ass face
dutch girl
tube skateboarding
stupid idea 3
oklahoma

:: episode 6 ::

magnet suit
hotdog skateboarding
chemical spill
snow scooter
hotdog hockey
football follies
backwards bullriding
bunny hop
prostitute boat race
shark ride
hotdog bmx
raccoon piss
face your fears
hotdog gymnastics
playgirl pontius

:: episode 7 ::

gumball 3000

this episode is about the gumball 3000 rally. the rally is through hole europe.

:: episode 8 ::

intro
paintball phil
water tubing
sleepo
sculpture garden
night monkey 2
ice block skating
sculpture 2
bmx polo
security guard
ice craze
tandem snowboarding
toupee
bloody carpet


:: episode 9 ::

abduction
escalator slide
90 years old
horse fart
shaq video
cricket helmet
garbage man
skatewheel
j2 snowboarding
cheerleaders
90 years old 2
doubleback
duck hunting
bed wetter
skeet shooting
totem pole
jackass tattoo
90 year old 3
thrashin joust
phone #(818) 458-5361
poo diaper

beavis and butthead in vücut bulmuş halleridir.

bunlar insan degil.bir pogramında ayaklarına civi baglayıp birbirlerine tekme atmaya basladılar.

o yaptiklari seyleri neden yapma geregi hissediyorlar anlamiyorum. eglence desem degil, komik desem degil, ilginc desem degil. belki salaklik bakimindan ilginctir, bilemem.

yaptıkları iğrenç mazoşist hareketlerle ünlü olan olan saçma sapan insanlar.bazı amerikan filmlerinde salak beğinsiz gibi anlamlardada kullanılır.böyledir işte budur.

at spermi icerek sacmaligin,salakligin son noktasina varmi$ insanlar toplulugu.