bart in karatahta yazıları

"i am not smarter than president" olanı yanlış bir onermedir bence. zira o yazı george w bush’un başkanlığı sırasında yazılmıştır.

(bkz: bart simpson)

(baştan-sona)

i will not waste chalk.
i will not skateboard in the halls.
i will not burp in class.
i will not instigate revolution.
i will not draw naked ladies in class.
i will not see elvis.
i will not call my teacher "hot cakes".
garlic gum is not funny.
they are laughing at me, not with me.
i will not yell "fire!" in a crowded classroom.
i will not encourage others to fly.
tar is not a plaything.
i will not xerox my butt.
i will not trade pants with others.
i am not 32-year-old woman.
i will not do that thing with my tongue.
i will not drive the principal’s car.
i will not pledge allegiance to bart.
i will not sell school property.
i will not cut corners.
i will not get very far with this attitude.
i will not make flatulent noises in class.
i will not belch national anthem.
i will not sell land in florida.
i will not grease the monkey bars.
i will not hide behind the fifth amendment.
i will not do anything bad ever again.
i will not show off.
i will not sleep over my education.
i am not a dentist.
spitwads are not free speech.
nobody likes sunburn slappers.
high explosive and school don’t mix.
i will not squeak chalk.
i will finish what i sta
"bart bucks" are not legal tender.
underwear should be worn on the inside.
the christmas pageant does not stink.
i will not torment the emotionally frail.
i will not carve gods.
i will not spank others.
i will not aim for the head.
i will not barf unless i’m sick.
i saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge.
i will not conduct my own firedrills.
funny noises are not funny.
i will not spin the turtle.
i will not snap bras.
i will not fake seizures.
this punishment is not boring and pointless.
my names is not dr. death.
i will not defame new orleans.
i will not bury the new kid.
i will not teach others to fly.
i will not bring sheep to class.
a burp is not an answer.
teacher is not a leper.
coffee is not a drink for kids.
i will not eat things for money.
i will not yell "she’s dead!" during roll call.
the principal’s toupee is not a frisbee.
i will not call the principal "spud head".
goldfish don’t bounce.
mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
no one is interested in my underpants.
i will not sell miracle cures.
i will return the seeing eye dog.
i do not have diplomatic immunity.
i will not charge admission to the bathroom.
i will never win an emmy.
the cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
all work and no play makes bart a dull boy.
i will not say springfield just get applause.
i am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
my homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
i will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
i am not delightfully saucy.
organ transplants are best left to the professionals.
the pledge of allegiance does not end with "hail satan!".
i will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
there are plenty of business like show business.
i will not re-transmit without the express written permission of major league baseball.
five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
beans are neither fruit nor musical.
no one is interested in my underpants.
i will not use abbrev.
i am not the reincarnation or sammy davis, jr.
i will not send lard through the mail.
i will not dissect things unless instructed.
my homework was not stolen by one-armed man.
ralph won’t "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.
adding "just kidding" doesn’t make it okay to insult the principal.
"bagman" is not a legitimate career choice.
cursive writing does not mean what i think does cursive writing does not mean what i think does ...
next time it could be me on the scaffolding.
i will not hang donuts on my person.
i will remember to take my madication.
i will not strut around like i own the place.
the good humor man can only be pushed so far.
i do not have power attorney over first graders.
nerve gas is not a toy.
i will not mock mrs. dumbface.
the first amendment does not cover burping.
this is not a clue ...or is it?
i will not complain about the solution when i head it.
"bewitched" does not promote satanism.
i am not a lean mean spitting machine.
no one wants to hear from my armpits.
the boys room is not a waterpark.
indians burns are not our cultural heritage.
wedgies are unhealty for children and other living things.
i will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.
i am not certified to remove asbestos.
i did not learn everything i need to know in kindergarten.
the truth is not out there.
i am not licensed to do anything.
i will not hied the teacher’s prozac.
a fire drill does not demand a fire.