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13 reasons why bananas are better than men

1. you can pick up bananas even when you look like crap.
2. if a banana is a little green, it won’t affect its performans.
3. bananas don’t mind hiding in the fruit bowl when your mother visits.
4. a banana will never hog the remote control.
5. banana can stay hard for days.
6. you can have your banana and eat it too!
7. no matter how old you are, you can still get a firm, young banana.
8. a banana won’t question you about all your past bananas.
9. if you have a brief dalliance with a cucumber, a banana will forgive you.
10. very few bananas suffer from performance anxiety.
11. if a banana gets soft, it won’t mind you getting another
12. another women will never try to steal your banana.
13. a banana’s only purpose is to satisfy you.