homecoming

lost dizisi 1. sezonunun 15. bölümüdür. 9 şubat 2005’de yayınlanan bölümün yazarı damon lindelof, yönetmeni kevin hooks’dur. charlie merkezli bir bölümdür.

the teenagers’ın eğlenceli parçası.

[male]
last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie
on day one, i met her hot step-daughter
she’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan
as she stepped out of her massive car
i could only notice she was more than fuckable
i think she was coming back from the game or something
because she was holding those silly pom-poms

on day two, i fucked her, and it was wild
she’s such a slut

[male]
i fucked my american cunt
[female]
i love my english romance

[male]
it was dirty, a dream came true
just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
it was perfect, a dream came true
just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[female]
ok, listen girls:
i met the hottest guy ever
basically, as i was stepping out of my suv
i came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
and the cutest british accent ever
straight away, i could tell he was rocker
from his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me
mmmmmm, he is totally awesome

oh my god
i think i’m in love

[male]
i fucked my american cunt
[female]
i love my english romance

[male]
it was dirty, a dream came true
just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
it was perfect, a dream came true
just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[male]
i fucked my american cunt
[female]
i love my english romance

[male]
it was so nice to meet you

[female]
the pleasure was all mine
i do like you
come to cancun for spring break

[male]
i’ll think about it
it could be great

[female]
and don’t forget to send me a friend request

[male]
as if…