two and a half men

alan-charlie
alan:sana daha fazla yük olamam yeterince oldum zaten
charlie:tam olarak çetelesini tutmadım ama son saydığımda 26 bin 312 dolardı

charlie: you know, it wouldn’t kill you to talk to mom once in a while.
alan: we don’t know that.

female psychiatrist: do you want to talk about your relashionship problems?
charlie: no.
female psychiatrist: your father?
charlie: dead.
female psychiatrist: your mother?
charlie: she killed him.
female psychiatrist: do you want to tell me about that?
charlie: i just did!