yaran fıkralar

amerikan havayolları uçağı iran üzerinde uçmaktadır.
birden uçağın dört motorundan biri iflas eder, pilot hemen kuleyle bağlantıya geçer:
-tower control, tower control! this is american airlines speaking. one of our engines stopped. please help us...
cevap gecikmez:
-american airlines american airlines! this is tower control speaking. you are american, you are big nation. 3 engines seems to be enough for you. please continue...
biraz sonra ikinci ve üçüncü motorlar da susar ve her seferinde aynı diyalog gerçekleşir.
dördüncü motorda susunca:
-tower control, tower control! this is american airlines speaking. all of our engines stopped. we are falling down. sos sos!!!
cevap yine gecikmez:
-american airlines! this is tower control speaking! you are american, you are big nation! but you can not fly without any engines. so please repeat after me:
eşhedü en la ilahe illallah...